Gym Jam

I wake up. I am hearing voices. Then I realize. IT IS MY SISTER SCREAMING GET UP AND GO WALK. She is in my head all the way from St. Louis. AGH!

So I put on my jolly workout wear and haul butt out the door. Today 1 mile in the neighborhood before 7:00 am. Did some Rambo lunges along the way. Am sure the passing cars think I am hearing voices for real now. I was trying to lunge along the road cracks by the curb. Did arm swings and head and neck stretches and shoulder roll overs. Just like Rambo said to do. Seriously, are you getting this mental picture? gym virgin. workout clothes on inside out. hair ever which way no brushing. glasses fogging up. ipod shuffle and wiring hanging off the side of my shirt. bonnie raitt blaring in my ear saying give them something to talk about. I think I did that.

Laters!

Posted by Gym Virgin at 8:11 AM