Gym Jam

So today I recorded "total body sculpt with gilad". Now Gilad aka rambo and his clones are using the beaches of Hawaii for their workout. Their backdrop is the ocean, sailboats, and the sound gentle waves lapping against the shoreline. I am, however, in a mobile home in North Little Rock with a backdrop of my kitchen bar that has a bowl of oranges on it and the sound of a cat who is mad I made him move from out of the middle of the floor.

In addition, one of the clones has on a ripped tshirt. Bought that way I am sure. I have on a torn tshirt because it it 10 years old and has holes in it from when the dryer got to hot and burnt it. It looks like somebody took a cigarette and made tiny holes all over it.

It did not escape my notice that the clones are all perfect bodied, tanned, toned, and showed no capacity for sweating that I could see. Again I am not motivated by seeing the 'after' people, I WANT TO SEE THE 'BEFORE' PEOPLE. GIVE ME SOME FLUFFY PEOPLE TO WORKOUT WITH. I want some whining, sweating, begging for mercy people to stand beside me and do this mess.

The show has four five minute segments. I lasted for 2. The moves they were doing were not that bad. It is just I am so out of shape. Will try for segments 3 & 4 later today. They involve hand weights. I just happen to have two 5 lb weights that have been used as paper weights for a number of years as well as to hold the door open on grocery day.

Have been cleaning the house and am about to skip joyfully down to the dumpster to take out two bags of trash. May just try for a few cartwheels on the way back.
Later!

Posted by Gym Virgin at 2:21 PM

Labels: body sculpt, fit tv, gilad, hawaii, weights