Gym Jam

Well kids, I neglected to tell you yesterday that I was too much of a wuss to go into the locker room, so I did the workout in my dress clothes! I know... how pathetic is that. Probably have to burn those clothes they got pretty hot and sweaty.

So today, I put on my big girl panties and marched myself right into the locker room like I owned the place. Now here's the thing, nothing is private in there. The only place to change clothes was to go into the shower area. And I use that term loosely, there is no shower door only a flimsy curtain. Once I made the mad dash to change, I peeked my head out around the curtain, looked both ways, and scooted my happy self over to the community bench to put on my shoes. I was feeling so proud of myself until in walked the twinkie, the size 4 twinkie who just bounced around all over the locker room like a kangaroo on speed. I wanted to yell, "do you have to parade your size 4 self all over the place?" Where are all the fluffy people? I ask you, where is the locker room and gym for fluffy people?????

Anyways, today I decided to give the recumbent bike another go round. Yesterday I did 18 minutes and 3.50 miles. Today, drum roll please, I did 18 minutes and 4.11 miles! I had 2 whole endorphins rise up and get excited. Tomorrow, I will try the elliptical. The thing is up on stilts I think. Hauling my butt up there will be a sight in itself.

Posted by Gym Virgin at 7:37 PM