Thursday, June 17, 2010

I can't even think I am so tired today. I did 1 minute on the elliptical. My legs turned to jello after 30 seconds. I wanted to die. Had to use 30 seconds just to stop the machine. Then went to bike for 13 minutes. I put a towel over the numbers thinking I could psyche myself out. NOT. Then I went on to the leg press. Now this is a deal where you push this big metal thing out with your legs. I picked the weight level 4 out of about 25 I think. Anyways, it was HEAVY. Did that for about 20 reps. "Reps" thats what the gym nazi calls it. Then I fell off the leg press, crawled to the locker room to get my bag.

Now the last two days I have been parking in the building's parking tower i.e. $ 10 per day. However, today I had to go back to parking in the ghetto lot i.e. $ 15 per month. The sun was blazing, my butt was dragging, and I thought about falling out in the street and hoped a cop would pick me up.

I want a tee shirt that says, "if found return to gym." Because kids, this is getting harder and harder.

1 comments:

Omniscient One said...

LOL! The elliptical is a crazy machine. It gives you an awesome cardio workout, but only really targets your "glutes" (hopefully you know by now, that is you ass), and your legs. If you want an even cardio workout, get on the treadmill. For know, the bike is probably good for you, but on those days you are feeling brave, just try doing half a mile on the treadmill at around 3 mph. Can't wait to read more about your gym-going experience. Keep up the good work!